I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

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Lets be honest

whateverspeakstoyou:

American Dad is pure gold.
Family Guy’s cool I guess, but it was more like a test run or a guinea pig to the real, successful, beautiful thing.

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my boyfriend took me to bobs big boy yesterday and it was his first time

my boyfriend took me to bobs big boy yesterday and it was his first time


electrichonne:

Parakeet - National Geographic Photo Contest 2012

electrichonne:

Parakeet - National Geographic Photo Contest 2012

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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orjasmicliving:

The neighbours cows are eating our garden

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fer1972:

The Crazy Inventions of Dominic Wilcox


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babyybarbieee:

❤️❤️

babyybarbieee:

❤️❤️

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stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

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